Vertically challenged

From my own personal experiences, it’s all important that we are seated.  Standing up, the ladies presume that I am staring at their breasts and probably I am.  But they are right at my eye level.

“Unless I can be of further assistance, ma’am, the defence would like to adjourn to the comfortable sofa yonder…”

Tall women rarely fancy small men – that explains my traumatic dating years

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